Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
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You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
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That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
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