Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
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