I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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