whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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