I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
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They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
So I had a crappy evening so the fat girl in me says eat and cry and watch something sad. The cool girl in me says don't eat go run. So I'm watching family guy and doing crunches w a pickle in my mouth
Gross
AN ACTUAL PICKLE
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
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Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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