STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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