Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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