i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
i think the people from taco bell are onto us. they had my order ready today at 3am BEFORE I even got there.
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