last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
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She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
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Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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