summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
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Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
no, but he did start crying. who the fuck is 30, covered in tattoos and crys about an ex? get your shit together, man.
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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