Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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