So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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