Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
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Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
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until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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