I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
He was having this drunk emotional breakdown and I was just trying to cheer him up but instead fell and dumped the whole pickle jar on me
It was cool though because he was fine afterwards and somehow I convinced them I did it on purpose...
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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