i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I may or may not have puked in the ladies room. Now I get to convince my client to go to substance abuse treatment. Oh, the irony.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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