is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
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just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Didn't I tell you I have developed a shameless theory about farting anywhere and everywhere? I'm too pretty so no one suspects me.
You couldn't find your shoe so you introduced yourself as Cinderella for the rest of the night.
Ahh that explains the text from creepy mike saying he would be my prince charming.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
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He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
I gave him head while despicable me 2 played in the background. I think I disappointed the minions
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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