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Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
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She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
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2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
Oh man I missed being single! Two different guys just sent me dick pics during my kid’s little league game.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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