I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
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