grandma shit on top of the toilet
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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