and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
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He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
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Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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