She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
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CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
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