great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
not only did i climb through the window at 4 am but here i am 4 hours later for my interview at the mall and i'm staring in the dark pet store barking at puppies
I hate it when she philosophizes drunkenly on my kitchen counter. not even sober do i understand latin.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
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