I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
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I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
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When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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