i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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