i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
i was wearing footie pjs. how could there be confusion as to who i hooked up with, thats not something you forget
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You want to get day drunk this afternoon and watch these guys build a house across the street?
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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