I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
Turned the water balloon filler into a jungle juice fire extinguisher. Please call me tomorrow afternoon and make sure that i'm still alive.
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my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
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Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
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