Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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