I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
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YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
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