and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Thank god for Taco Bell keeping you out of jail
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