Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
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She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
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