Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
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