just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
The lady at walmart just said she is so happy im still alive....Was i that drunk on the 4th? Dont answer that
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
