he doesn't have near as many excuses as you..and his are usually pretty legit. like "i'm having a baby." that's pretty legit.
What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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