I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I just gave myself a sponge bath with your sock. I hope you don't mind.
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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