Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
i need some magic done to my vagina
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Randomize
