Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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