you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
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Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
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I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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