hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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