Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
we're making bets on your personal life
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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