Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
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the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
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A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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