If i come over, it means nothing
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
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I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I woke up and there is a food processor in my purse. Someone else's framed family photo. My front door is wide open and my gerbil is playing in the water bong.
Yeah I'm going to bathe him.
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do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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