I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
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