She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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