Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
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The hot tub didn't work. But it's okay because we discovered just how many people you can fit in a bathtub.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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