you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
at home by myself drinkin the left over champagne from my party... who says my birthday has to end?
ok, I understand that your bathroom door is broken, but at least close the blinds next time you take a shit. The entire parking garage just watched you.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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