Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just got an Edible Arrangement my parents sent me for my birthday. Time to marinate some fruit in vodka.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
She just fell in the river. Meet us downstream with the bottle.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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