I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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