is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
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Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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