I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I am spending my child support on dildos
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
last night this guy was hitting on me by showing me the famous people he had in his contacts on his cell... when he asked me if i knew lindsay lohan, i said "whose that? sounds asian"
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Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
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I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
My vagina just clenched in fear
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Learned two new lessons today: 1) Do not identify pills found in one's car by taking them to see what happens, especially while at work, and 2) There is no logical reason to keep ambien in one's vehicle...
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