Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
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just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
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I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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