My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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