I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
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i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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