you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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