The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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