i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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