: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
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I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
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We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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