I said ACK before Andy Samberg made it even remotely funny. That tool is stealing all my lines.
Yeah, you've definitely been jizzing in your pants years before he made it socially acceptable
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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