she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
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I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
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This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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